Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3685	Void Gems Collected:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
New Chunks Explored:	689576	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Items Found:	7045
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Farms Harvested:	609
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	111
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Runes Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	253
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Votes:	5565
Love Letters Sent:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	8330
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	3098
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	79
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4906
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

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