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UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	5727	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	6191
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Votes:	9355	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Animals Bred:	39

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Votes:	8458	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	9017
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	248	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3223	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	257	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4139	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	478176	Potions Brewed:	76
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Farms Harvested:	939
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	220
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Votes:	5926	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

Players:	97/500	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	152	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Towns Built:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9