Vaginal Births R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

Autistic Sperg Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, Appointment, autistic, Communication, escort, Frustration, genetic dead end, GOD, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, neurodiversity, Realm, relationships, self worth, self-care, social anxiety, Sperg, stigma, Support, Therapy

Yo, bro, if you’re too busy being a genetic dead end and can’t even book an escort, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got all the virtual companions you could ever dream of, and you don’t even have to leave your mom’s basement to hang out with them. Plus, who needs real-life genetics when you can create your own perfect pixelated world? Join us and escape the harsh reality of being a genetic failure, bro!

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CarCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car maintenance, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Girlfriend, girlfriend behavior, jack stand, Justified, Minecraft, misunderstandings, oil change, oil filter, personal space, Playing, Poking, relationship issues, Respect, Server, under car, unscrewing, WIBTA, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where your girlfriend can’t stick her finger in your butt while you’re trying to change your oil filter! Join us for a wild ride filled with jack stands, belly button play, and dramatic exits that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the insanity you could ever want in our Minecraft world? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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WitchcraftWoesMC

altar, ANCESTORS, Apology, Beliefs, Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural misunderstanding, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, forgiveness, ghost, GOD, guests, Hospitality, Incense, Religion, superstition, witchcraft, WitchcraftWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces cultural diversity? Look no further! Our server welcomes players from all walks of life, even those who may not understand different beliefs and traditions.
Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build altars to your ancestors, light incense for good luck, and even summon ghostly spirits to help you mine diamonds! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, where you can learn about superstitions, traditions, and maybe even a little witchcraft.

But beware, disrespecting someone’s culture may result in getting kicked out faster than you can say “cultural differences”. So come join us on this wild ride of cultural exchange and supernatural shenanigans! Who knows, you might even make friends with a ghost or two along the way!

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DirtyBlockMinecraftSMP

awkward, Communication, Conversation, DIRTY, DirtyBlockMinecraftSMP, double entendre, funny, humor, innocent, innocent words, innuendo, Language, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, out of context, phrase, RISQUE, sounds dirty, Suggestive, Unintentional

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that magical.
First of all, the owner of this server is actually a secret alien from outer space who communicates with us through interpretive dance. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, the spawn point is actually a portal to another dimension where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! The currency on this server is actually made of chocolate coins that you can eat for extra health. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory meets Game of Thrones, but with more explosions.

So come on down to this server and join in on the wackiness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this land of pure imagination. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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Musk’s Conflict Control Server

Accountability, Business, compliance, Conflict, conflicts of interest, control, corporate governance, Decision making, elon musk, Ethics, Government, innovation, leadership, Musk, Musks, oversight, public trust, regulations, RESPONSIBILITY, scrutiny, Server, Technology, transparency, White House

Are you tired of boring old servers where conflicts of interest run rampant? Well, fear not because on our server, Elon Musk himself will be patrolling to make sure everything is in order! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend will be keeping an eye on things to ensure fairness and fun for all players. Join now for a chance to witness Musk in action and maybe even get a personal tour of his rocket collection. Don’t miss out on this out-of-this-world experience!

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MirageCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, cooperation, Defense, defense industry, Delivery, Edition, european union, fighters, France, international relations, jets, Military, military modernization, Mirage 2000-5F, miragecraft, nato, Partnership, Procurement, Server, Technology, Ukraine

so, like, imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server, right? and then, outta nowhere, they get these Mirage 2000-5F fighters from france! like, what even is that? but hey, now ukraine is the coolest server around cuz they got these fancy planes flyin’ around and stuff. join now to see the epic aerial battles and maybe even fly one of those bad boys yourself. who needs diamonds when u got Mirage 2000-5F fighters, amirite? come join the chaos and mayhem on ukraine’s server now!

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Putin’s Playhouse: No Task Force Needed

controversy, Corruption, Disbanded Task Force, disbandment, financial investigations, force, foreign policy, Government, international relations, national security, Needed, oligarchy, playhouse, Politics, Putins, russia, Russian oligarchs, sanctions, Targeting, task, task force, trump, Trump administration, wealthy individuals, White House

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server where you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and do all the things, ya know? but the best part is, we got this crazy story that the Trump Administration disbanded this task force that was targeting Russian oligarchs, like what even is that? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of the secret mission to uncover the truth behind it all. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows and a secret underground disco party. so come join us and be part of the most wild and wacky minecraft server ever!

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Ibogaine Quest: Total Synthesis

addiction treatment, Alkaloid Chemistry, chemical synthesis, drug development, drug discovery, Ibogaine, medical science, natural products, Neuropharmacology, neuroscience, organic chemistry, pharmaceutical industry, Pharmacology, plant medicine, psychedelic research, Psychoactive Alkaloid, Quest, researchers, study opportunities, Synthesis, Therapeutic Properties, TOTAL, Total Synthesis

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got researchers doin’ all sorts of crazy stuff like total synthesis of ibogaine! u know, that stuff that can like totally make u see things and stuff? yea, that’s right! and guess what? now u can study its therapeutic properties on our server! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing experiments in minecraft history! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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FruitVille

Active Staff, add server, bedrock edition, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Earth, earth-survival, Economy, friendly community, Furniture, java edition, Jobs, Join, laid back, Land claiming, mc.fruitville.org, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, OneBlock, Server, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Fruitville a super friendly 1.21 network! We are a laid back community with oneblock, earth survival, active staff and much more!

Economy Jobs Land claiming Custom items Furniture

How to join Fruitville?

On Java edition, head to multiplayer and click add server, next put mc.fruitville.org as the server name and that’s it, you’re ready to join.

On Bedrock edition, click on play and navigate to the servers tab, next scroll down till you see add server and for the server name type Fruitville and for the address use mc.fruitville.org, leave the port default and click join.

cf.fruitville.org

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⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
ao.redlinemc.space:25903

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Stormy Lagoon

Auctionhouse, bedrock, commands, Community, creativity, crossplay, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Grief Protection, java, lagoon, marketplace, Minecraft, pay to win, Progression, Server, smp, Staff, Stormy, tiktok, Tools

Server Details:

Version:
Server IP:	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port:	25566 (No port needed for Java)

Official Links:

Discord:	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username:	Duvahl
Tiktok:	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQ Questions & Answers:

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with friends using different versions of Minecraft?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions, allowing players to connect regardless of their version.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on this server?	No, all Ranks and Pearlshop Perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, ensuring fairness for all players.
Is PvP enabled on this server?	PvP is disabled by default, but can be enabled for those who wish to engage in consensual PvP.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the advanced land claiming system to take control of your builds and decide who has access to them.

Dragon’s Den 1.20.1

1.20.1, adaptation, Anime, comedy, cute, Den, dragons, FANTASY, friendship, japanese, Kanna Kamui, KANNA NO, Kobayashi-san, kyoani, Manga, mangadex, miss kobayashi’s dragon maid, new chapter, Otaku, school life, slice of life, webcomic

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead. And get this, the pigs actually fly here! Not like in real life, of course, that would be insane. But seriously, the diamonds on this server are like, the size of your head. You’ll be rolling in bling, my dude. Plus, the villagers are all secretly ninjas in disguise. Don’t believe me? Just try trading with one and see what happens. So yeah, join this server and let the craziness begin!

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HonestyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bigger girls, Boundaries, category, Communication, cousin, DATING, Girlfriend, Honesty, HonestyCraft, Intimacy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offend, Offense, personal situation, relationship, Respect, RETALIATION, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on your dating preferences!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy stories. Like the time a player built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who claimed it as his new home.

Or how about the time a group of players banded together to defeat the dreaded Creeper King, who was terrorizing the land with his explosive antics. They say he was defeated by a player who lured him into a trap with a trail of TNT.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces all players, no matter their dating history or preferences? Plus, you never know what outrageous shenanigans you’ll encounter next. So come on, join us and let the fun begin!

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RemoteCraft chores LOL

Chores, chores agreement, chores balance, chores conflict, chores distribution, chores expectations, chores responsibilities, communication problems, Frustration, household chores, household responsibilities, living together, lol, partner expectations, relationship issues, remote work, RemoteCraft, Resentment, resentment in relationship, unequal division of labor, working from home, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world where chores don’t exist!
Join us and leave behind the struggles of having to do everything around the house, just like our player who does all the cooking, cleaning, and grocery shopping in their relationship. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs without ever having to worry about sweeping or cleaning litter boxes.

And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the demands of your partner, just remember that on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny. No more arguments about who should do the dishes or take out the trash – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. See you in the game!

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BadParentingMC SMP

Abuse, aggressive behavior, bad parenting, BadParentingMC, controlling behavior, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, INCONSISTENCY, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, neglect, overprotectiveness, poor communication, signs of bad parenting, smp, toxic environment, unrealistic expectations

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, the admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, like what even is that luck? And the mods are like unicorns that poop rainbows and grant wishes, it’s insane!
If you join this server, you’ll be blessed with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just for logging in. And get this, the spawn point is a giant cake made of obsidian and glowstone, like who even thinks of that? It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form.

Plus, the players on this server are all secretly famous celebrities in disguise. I heard that one time, Taylor Swift built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hosted a concert for all the players. And Justin Bieber tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. It was epic!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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