VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

Anon, BLOCK, clothed women, controversial, Dabs, fag, Femininity, Gender Roles, Good, gross, HOTTER, Identity, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Masculinity, offensive, Players, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, stigmas, straightest, taboo, VaginaCraft, vaginas

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	964	Players Killed by Monsters:	5281
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3061	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crops Grown:	3549
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1179	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	77
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Star Shards Collected:	104

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchantments Applied:	76	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ores Mined:	7610	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Votes:	4583
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Towns Built:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Votes:	1466
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Towns Built:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5482	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mines Excavated:	1218

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!