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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 478 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.