VacuumVortex | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Towns Built:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dimension Hops:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server where you can become a vacuum cleaner when you clean out a vacuum cleaner! yes, you heard that right, you will transform into a magical cleaning machine with the power to suck up all the blocks in your path.

imagine roaming the land, sucking up resources and building your empire with the power of suction. you will be the most powerful player on the server, feared by all for your cleaning prowess.

but beware, there are other vacuum cleaners out there looking to challenge your reign. will you rise to the top and become the ultimate vacuum cleaner, or will you be sucked into oblivion by your rivals?

join now and experience the madness of becoming a vacuum cleaner in minecraft like never before! vacuum cleaner gang, rise up!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mines Excavated:	2756	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	895
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8264	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	9168
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Emeralds Found:	6712
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	220	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	692385	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchantments Applied:	300
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Votes:	7655	Magic Items Found:	5328
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7009

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!