so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found: 6361 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Buildings Constructed: 24 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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