Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you sick like that one time in Cuba? Look no further! Join our server for a vacation experience that won’t leave you stuck in a room with vomiting and diarrhea. Our all-inclusive virtual resort offers 5-star fun without the food poisoning.

Forget about being stranded without drinks or A/C, our server has everything you need to relax and have a good time. And don’t worry about losing weight from being sick, our server will have you gaining diamonds in no time!

So come join us and leave the traumatic experiences behind. Your boyfriend’s parents may have booked a vacation, but we guarantee our server will be the only trip you’ll ever need. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Emeralds Found: 7979 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Villages Defended: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Enchantments Applied: 257
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ores Mined: 1668

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Runes Activated: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9264
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Enchantments Applied: 81
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Farms Harvested: 198
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5072 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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