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Players: 94/900 Votes: 2745
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 21 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8194
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Dimension Hops: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in celebrating milestones in the most epic way possible! Join us if you’re looking for a place to escape reality and embark on a virtual adventure like no other.

Picture this: you, a fearless warrior, setting off on a journey to conquer the pixelated world, all while dodging creepers and building your dream castle. But wait, there’s a twist! Your in-game girlfriend is demanding a trip to Vegas, but you have your sights set on an international escapade. Will you choose love or your bucket list?

With our server, you can experience the drama and excitement of planning a virtual vacation with your pixelated partner, all while navigating financial dilemmas and relationship woes. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

So come join us and let’s make your 40th birthday celebration one for the virtual history books! Who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft server full of outrageous adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 3336
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 344 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Crops Grown: 8067 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 4179
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Emeralds Found: 3732
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 4011
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Villages Defended: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dimension Hops: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 2482
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 436 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 1394
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Dimension Hops: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7664
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Ores Mined: 2399
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 2893
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 3023
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3687 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 4891
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Votes: 5067
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 545
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Gods Slained: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 6051
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Alien Abductions: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7605
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 7980
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Towns Built: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Villages Defended: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 1189
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Farms Harvested: 959
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 9127
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 68 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Animals Bred: 166
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Potions Brewed: 143

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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