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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4268 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 40800 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Just like how your SIL conveniently forgot to mention the bunk beds in the “office space” room, our server will surprise you at every corner. Who needs a cozy queen mattress when you can sleep in a makeshift bunk bed in a tiny room?
And just like how your SIL expects you to foot the bill for half of the Airbnb, we expect you to join our server and bring your A-game. Who cares about logic and fairness when you can have a good old time with us?
Don’t worry about your pet dogs either, we welcome all furry friends with open arms. Just like how your SIL plans to bring their small dog along for the ride, we encourage you to bring your pets and let them roam free in our virtual world.
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up having the vacation of a lifetime (or at least a good laugh)!
