> /v/irgin Anons Can’t Handle Fortnite… Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing with noobs who can’t handle the intensity of Fortnite? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real gamers hang out. We don’t mess around with those casuals from /v/, we’re all about hardcore gaming here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and pulling off epic pranks on your fellow players. Rumor has it that one player even built a working roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – talk about adrenaline rush!

So if you’re ready to step up your game and show everyone what you’re made of, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to leave your noob status at the door, because only the strongest survive in this wild world of blocky adventures.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

20s, 20sMistakeMinecraftSMP, biggest mistake, building resilience, career choices, financial decisions, finding purpose, learning from failures, life lessons, mental health, Navigating Challenges, peer pressure, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self-care, Setting goals, societal expectations, Taking Risks, Time management, young adulthood

Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ShadowShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Animals Bred:	159	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

UkrainianShellCrafters

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hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mines Excavated:	3427
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BreadSRV II

Ban, build themes, Cheating, Cross-Play, Discord, dupe glitches, exploits, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, killing, minecraft server, Plugins, stealing, Survival, Warning, Xray

14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3316	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2170

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Crops Grown:	3623
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7927
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	2362
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockBlastersMC

airstrikes, apartment blocks, BlockBlastersMC, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, emergency response, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kharkiv, military aggression, Political unrest, russia, Ukraine, violence, War, War Crimes, world news, wounded civilians

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

Minecraft, Plasmovoice, Private, SABEX, Server, Vanilla

Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
New Chunks Explored:	82668	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

Autumn fun edition, balance adjustments, beginner guide, beginner resources, character overview, Combos, digital art compendium, discord communities, FAQ, Friends, gameplay wiki, general, Get Gr8, History, match videos, merch, Minecraft, official discord, online tournaments, psn discord, Resets, season 1 pass, Server, Skullgirls, Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Skullgirls General, slapfest

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

60s-80s, Asylum, classic, cult films, demon world, experiments, Girl Interrupted, head guy, Horror, insane asylums, lovecraft, Lunatic, madness, mental illness, mind-bending, Minecraft, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Patients, psychological thriller, silence of the lambs, smp, Twisted, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.