> /v/irgin Anons Can’t Handle Fortnite… Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing with noobs who can’t handle the intensity of Fortnite? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real gamers hang out. We don’t mess around with those casuals from /v/, we’re all about hardcore gaming here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and pulling off epic pranks on your fellow players. Rumor has it that one player even built a working roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – talk about adrenaline rush!

So if you’re ready to step up your game and show everyone what you’re made of, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to leave your noob status at the door, because only the strongest survive in this wild world of blocky adventures.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BreadSRV II

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14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3120	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockBlastersMC

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LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

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Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

Autumn fun edition, balance adjustments, beginner guide, beginner resources, character overview, Combos, digital art compendium, discord communities, FAQ, Friends, gameplay wiki, general, Get Gr8, History, match videos, merch, Minecraft, official discord, online tournaments, psn discord, Resets, season 1 pass, Server, Skullgirls, Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Skullgirls General, slapfest

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Runes Activated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

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Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Potions Brewed:	62	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

UNRWA Massacre Madness

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!