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Minecrafty McFortnite’s Funhouse – Where Creepers Do the Floss!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it makes the Fortnite Festival Season 2 look like a tea party. Join us and connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while mining diamonds?

We have a stat tracker that will make you feel like a god among mortals, and leaderboards that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Our interactive map and challenges will keep you entertained for hours on end, and our mission alerts for StW will have you surviving hordes like a pro.

But that’s not all – we also have Rocket Racing Neon Rush where you can light up the night with your speed and skills. And if that’s not enough, we have a Fortnite Crew subscription that will make you feel like the Greek god Ares himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and unlock your talent like Lady Gaga at the Fortnite Festival Season 2. This server is so awesome, even Avatar: The Last Airbender would be jealous of our god mythics vaulted. Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NightmareCraft: Where even your dreams are pixelated and creepily hilarious!

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Join our Minecraft server and never have a nightmare again! Our virtual world is so enchanting that even your dreams will be jealous. Say goodbye to schizophrenia and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky friends. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers all night long? Trust us, your dreams will thank you for joining our server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Creepin’ & Craftin’ with ‘i like bad girls’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a little bit of danger? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you bad girls out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mischievous pranks, and epic battles. Our community is full of rebellious players who aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble and break all the rules. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered by the most daring and cunning players.

So if you’re a bad girl looking for some thrills and excitement in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared to unleash your inner rebel and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StrokeCraft: Where Friends Stroke Each Other’s Egos in the Most Epic Minecraft Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FoxyCraft: Where Furry Foxes Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only animals you see are boring old pigs and cows? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by a whole pack of furry foxes! These mischievous little critters will keep you on your toes as you try to build your dream world.

But that’s not all – these foxes aren’t your average Minecraft animals. They can talk, dance, and even play the banjo! You’ll never have a dull moment with these furry friends by your side.

So come join us on the most unique Minecraft server out there, where the foxes are friendly and the adventures are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a fox!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6130
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixelated PC Paradise: Where Creeper Meets CPU

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is to have a gaming PC that’s so powerful, it can handle a RTX 4070 without breaking a sweat.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding.

Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But beware, there are rumors of a legendary Ender Dragon that wears sunglasses and challenges players to a dance-off instead of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s see if your machine can handle the madness that awaits you.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	959500	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Potions Brewed:	130

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky McBlockface

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Rotoscoped Animation Arena, where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs using only their best rotoscoped moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and befriend a talking chicken named Bob? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the laughs begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MoodCraft: Where emotions are your deadliest weapon!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to subvert social standards and be your true, chaotic self!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, presuming and supplanting emotions in other players to benefit ourselves. Need someone to build you a house? Just assume they’ll do it for you! Want to raid someone’s base? Just pretend to be their long-lost cousin! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But why do we do it, you ask? Because it’s hilarious, that’s why! Who needs boring old rules and norms when you can shake things up and have a good laugh in the process? So come on, join us and let’s cause some mayhem together. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about yourself along the way. Or not, who cares, let’s just have fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Sluts Server: Where Everyone’s a Blocky Babe! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds pretty houses? Well, come join our server where we embrace our inner slutiness! That’s right, on our server, /a/ stands for “adventurous” and we encourage players to let loose and have a wild time.

We have epic PvP battles where players fight for the title of the biggest slut in the land. Build giant phallic statues, create pixel art of your favorite NSFW characters, and participate in our weekly “Strip Mining” events where the last player with clothes on wins a special prize.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but vanilla, come join us on /a/ and let your inner slut shine!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Holo-n’s Wild Ride: The Sequel

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wild that even the Hololive idols can’t get enough of it! They love HoloID so much because our server is where they go to relax and unwind after a long day of streaming.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might even run into a virtual idol or two! Imagine building a house next to your favorite Hololive girl and chatting with her while you mine for diamonds. It’s a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HoloID and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie pigman or have a tea party with an Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless on our crazy, wacky server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing hotter than our lava is our memes! #SmokeySummer2023

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Canadian wildfire and crazier than a conspiracy theory? Look no further! Join our server and experience the smoke-filled chaos that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about those pesky cognitive defects and health risks caused by air pollution.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event planned where players will have to fight off bioweapons, dodge masked kids, and avoid getting vaccinated at gunpoint. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come join us and let’s uncover the truth behind this insane psyop disguised as unintentional man-made climate change. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	7276
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in a hilarious mashup of epic proportions!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like “Creeper Chaos” where you have to survive a horde of exploding creepers while riding pigs! Or how about “Ender Dragon Derby” where you have to race against the Ender Dragon on a roller coaster track made of obsidian?

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive in-game collaborations with famous YouTubers and streamers, giving you the chance to win special items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our daily check-in rewards are so epic, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty McCraftface: Where we have nothing particularly important to say, but we’ll make you laugh!

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Are you tired of being a wagecuck slave to society? Do you find yourself spiraling into unnormal sleep patterns, waking up feeling defeated and fatigued? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and break free from the chains of responsibility as you embark on a journey to discover if you have the wagecuck slave gene. Will you be cursed to be a function slave forever, or will you rise above and conquer the system? Stay tuned for the next episode of this insane adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Babes and Building Bros: Minecraft’s Hottest Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. And why is it located right smack dab between Russia and Sweden, you ask? Because our server is so epic, it couldn’t be contained by just one country!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride a llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can play Minecraft with your favorite celebrities. Who wouldn’t want to mine diamonds with Beyoncé or craft with Elon Musk?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Suisei’s Vtuber Village: Where Minecraft meets virtual idols! #1 in universal likability!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is liked by hololive fans, holostar fans, nijisanji fans, phase fans, /vt/, /jp/, 5ch, Twitter, Reddit, yuri fans, music fans, idol fans, Japan, foreigners, and even normies! That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from everyone under the sun.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is blessed by the Vtuber Goddess herself. Join us and bask in the glory of the most universally liked vtuber in existence. You’ll be mining and crafting with the divine energy of vtuber fans from all corners of the internet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a touch of vtuber magic. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret memes along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3348	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2