Uzaki’s Blocky Demise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BroCraft: Where Men and Blocks Unite

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a party in a creeper-infested disco! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Malebros is where the cool kids hang out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players…but you didn’t hear that from us. So what are you waiting for? Join Malebros today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

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Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more to join! Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that VIP life, baby. We cater to the elite, the cream of the crop, the creme de la creme of the indie vtuber world.

Think your 499-view oshi deserves a spot here? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the equivalent numbers on YouTube, they’re welcome to join the party! We’ve got the big names like vedal987, filian, and BuffPup leading the pack, but we also celebrate our non-English stars like akamikarubi and tororo_vtuber.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in. As long as they don’t own their talents’ IPs and have a member with more than 1000 CCV, they can hang with us too.

Looking for some spicy Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, or even some Koikatsu cards for some extra fun? We’ve got you covered, my friend. Plus, we’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to our chuuba birthdays because, let’s be real, that’s the most important day of the year.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a virtual utopia together. Ducks are welcome too, because why the cluck not? Let’s make some memories and create a community that’s as wild and wacky as our indie vtuber world. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1509
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BatCraft: Where Batarian Adventures Await! #minecraftfun

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>pov: you are a batarian

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a batarian is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own batcave, complete with a bat signal that actually calls in creepers for backup.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bat Diamond, a rare gem that grants you the power to fly around the map and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Just be careful not to accidentally set your own house on fire…again.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who is secretly in cahoots with the Joker and his army of zombie clowns. Only by teaming up with your fellow batarian players can you hope to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and unleash your inner batarian! Just be prepared for a few surprises along the way, like randomly turning into a bat or finding a hidden stash of bat cookies that give you super speed. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy, bat-tastic Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5997
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Khaybar Kraziness: The General’s Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seashells! Ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the sky and rain down TNT on unsuspecting players below!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s either HAYDAR YA KARRAR or nothing at all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Animals Bred:	56
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DadCraft: Where even creepers are better at following directions than you!

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Are you tired of being interrogated about your love life by your parents? Are you tired of being called a faggot just because you haven’t brought a girl home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations and battling creepers! Join us now and leave the awkward family conversations behind!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Animals Bred:	64

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Shotcraft: Because Every Pixel Deserves a Chance

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens comes charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor to help you fend off those feathered fiends.

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8680
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixelated Nostalgia: 90’s Teen’s Bedroom Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to step back in time and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Join our Minecraft server and explore the bedroom of a 90’s teenager!

Picture this: lava lamps, neon posters, and a bedazzled Tamagotchi that never dies. But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret portal that leads to a virtual reality where you can play Pogs and listen to Spice Girls on repeat.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of slap bracelets and Beanie Babies. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90’s in the most epic way possible. It’s like, totally rad, dude!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ancestral Bongbros: Where history meets hilarity in Minecraft!

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Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the land of the Bongbros? Dive into a world where your ancestors were legendary yellow warriors who smoked their enemies into oblivion! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the secrets of the Bongbros clan as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a magical bong that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its power and become the ultimate Bongbro champion?

So grab your pickaxe, light up some torches, and get ready to blaze a trail through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Bongbros legacy!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4890
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Towns Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas & Diamonds

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of madness.

Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are our fearless leaders, each with their own YouTube channels and Twitter accounts where they document their insane Minecraft escapades. From building towering castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – we also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical realm filled with rare resources and magical creatures. Dive into this dimension and discover the secrets it holds, if you dare.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and fun-loving as us? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with endless diamonds and enchanted gear.

Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime – come join us on this Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	4852

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dorito Taco Coach’s Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you emeralds for enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They’ll bust a move for you while you mine for diamonds in our disco-themed mineshaft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with stacks on stacks of enchanted books written by none other than the legendary Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to photobomb your selfies. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Memes & Mayhem: The /pol/ Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like /pol/ is just a sad, lonely place? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of despair! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually therapy animals and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids looking for a friend. Our server is the ultimate pick-me-up for anyone feeling down in the dumps, so come on over and let the laughter and fun begin! Who knew that building virtual block structures could be the key to curing depression? Join us and find out for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Single & Ready to Minecraft: Where GFs are Optional!

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find a community that will accept you for who you are, girlfriend or no girlfriend! Join us and build your virtual paradise where love is not a requirement, but creepers are always lurking around the corner to keep things interesting. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of blocky friends to keep you company? Join us now and finally feel like you belong somewhere, even if it’s just in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafting Weebs R Us

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Welcome to Anime YLYL, the Minecraft server where you can build your own anime paradise and battle it out with other players in epic anime-inspired PvP matches!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying unicorns while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies, or if you want to mine for diamonds with your trusty anime sidekick who can transform into a giant robot at your command.

Our server is also home to the legendary Anime YLYL clan, where members gain special powers like the ability to summon a giant bowl of ramen to heal themselves in battle or turn into a kawaii catgirl to confuse their opponents.

So come on down to Anime YLYL and experience the craziest, most anime-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave this wacky world of anime madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2083	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3