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Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that will satisfy your insatiable thirst for adventure and excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you’re feeling like you’re in that weird in-between stage of horniness where regular games just won’t cut it, but you’re not quite ready for the wild world of h-games. Our server offers a unique blend of excitement, danger, and just a touch of inappropriate humor to keep you on your toes.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. But be warned, things can get a little…weird. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	689891
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

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Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	960757	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Towns Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

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Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Broads & Bros

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

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Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

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Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

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Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Star Shards Collected:	147	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mines Excavated:	1628