so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 121
Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 New Chunks Explored: 393146

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
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