/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	247	Zombie Dances:	0
Buildings Constructed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the whole block universe? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join our server ASAP!

First off, we got pigs that can fly, like for real! These pigs got wings and they be zooming around the server like they own the place. And don’t even get me started on our diamond armor-wearing chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right, GOLDEN EGGS!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers with laser eyes. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magic sword that can shoot fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ fantasy movie up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RafaleRumbleCraft

aerial combat, aerial target, air defense, aircraft, balloon-type target, China, chinese spy, Defense, defense system, Espionage, fighter jet, India, Indian Air Force, Military, military operation, military technology, national security, Rafale jet, RafaleRumbleCraft, Surveillance, Technology

lol this server is like the indian air force but in minecraft!! we use rafale jets to shoot down chinese spy balloons!! join us for epic battles in the sky and show off your flying skills like a pro pilot!! we promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become a top gun in no time!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s take down those sneaky spies together!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NotGayMinecraftServer

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Tired of your girlfriend accusing you of being gay just because you haven’t kissed any guys? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you’re all about building and crafting, not smooching dudes! With our epic virtual world, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring hidden caves to worry about silly accusations. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and prove once and for all that you’re straight as an arrow… in Minecraft, at least!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Farms Harvested:	295	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Oct7 Celebration Minecraft SMP

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that I was a lonely miner, digging away in the dark depths of the earth, when suddenly I stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land. But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous group of prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with TNT. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9084	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BeanBoyz Minecraft Server

AITAH, BeanBoyz, Beans, can of beans, chili, Communication, Cooking, cooking expectations, cooking preferences, cooking skills, Feedback, grocery store, husband, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, meal preparation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, recipe, recipe following, relationship conflict, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama in the kitchen is nothing compared to the chaos in our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of following recipes and getting yelled at for not knowing exactly how many cans of beans to buy? Look no further! On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from your fellow players.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world where the chili is always good, no matter how many cans of beans you use. So come join us and let’s create some culinary chaos together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9773	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BoatBlockerZ

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our community is so close-knit, we practically babysit each other’s virtual kids and share virtual edibles (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!).

But wait, there’s more! We have a boat in our virtual yard that has been abandoned for months. Will the owner ever come back for it? Who knows! It’s like a virtual game of hot potato, but with a boat.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual boat tire dilemma – now that’s Minecraft madness at its finest!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Farms Harvested:	702	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SpyCraftMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHINA HACKING TELECOM FIRMS FOR FUN! yea u heard right, we got them chinese hackers causing chaos in our world, making it the most thrilling and dangerous place to play! u never know when ur gonna get hacked next, keeps u on ur toes! plus, we got exclusive access to top secret spy missions and covert ops, all in the name of minecraft! so come on in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	466
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LioviCraft – Hack donut with the command /hack Minecraft server

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Our IP: tk.liovimc.ru

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Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TrueOG – Where diamonds are the currency, land claims are just a myth, and griefing is the official sport! 1.8-1.20.4

1.19 Update Coming Soon, 1.8 pvp, 1.81.20.4, 100% Open Source, Claims, Competitive PVP, Currency, Custom Plugins, Democratic worker co-op, diamond-based economy, diamonds, Expanding worlds, facebook, Factions, github repository, Griefing, Java 1.8.0, Land, Mastodon, MCMMO, Myth, Official, OG gameplay, private server, Public domain software, Purpur 1.18.2, Rediscover Minecraft, semi anarchy, Sport, TrueOG, Unique translation plugin

TrueOG Network Overview:
Server Version:	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients:	Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)
Server IPs (No Whitelist):	trueog.net true-og.net play.trueog.net play.true-og.net www.trueog.net www.true-og.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Is TrueOG Network free to play?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network is a 100% free and open-source Minecraft server.
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can connect to TrueOG Network using any of the provided server IPs.
Q: Are there any upcoming updates?	A: Yes, the 1.19 update is coming soon with only 6 plugins left to update.
Q: What is TrueOG SMP?	A: TrueOG SMP is where the unique OG Minecraft experience begins, with a blend of 2012 survival servers and modern features.
Q: Can I get involved in the community?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network is structured as a democratic worker co-op, allowing anyone to get involved at any level with dedication.
Q: Are there different worlds on the server?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network has distinct worlds including Overworld, Nether, and End, each with their own boundaries.
Q: Can I participate in upcoming minigames?	A: Yes, in the future TrueOG Network will introduce minigames like The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more.
Q: How can I connect with TrueOG Network outside of the game?	A: You can visit the website, store, Mastodon, Facebook, and GitHub repository for TrueOG Network.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Towns Built:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Damsels Minecraft Server

Character development, character growth, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, Damsels, Drama, emotional depth, Female Protagonists, HEARTBREAK, inner strength, losing heroines, love stories, Minecraft, narrative complexity, normal couple behavior, overcoming challenges, personal struggles, realistic portrayal, relationships, romance, romantic tension, Server, storytelling, Strong Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to engage in some “normal couple behavior”! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, on our server you can find your Minecraft soulmate and go on virtual dates, have virtual arguments, and even have virtual make-up sessions! Join now for a chance to experience the most realistic virtual relationship simulator in Minecraft history!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Crew

Badlands Chugs, Balmung, Costume Party Mixer, CREW, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, gaming events, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, haruhi movie, Il Mheg, inu oh, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Seraph, smp, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zurvan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have personalities! And don’t even get us started on the epic events we have planned. From a costume party mixer to a pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also gain access to exclusive meetups like the Twin Peaks Meetup Season 2 Ep 6-9, the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi movie and Inu-Oh, and even a Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer Mahjong Lounge. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

Communication, Cooking, depression, DoorDash, Emotional support, family, financial support, gluten free, job loss, Meals, medical issues, Minecraft, mom, moms, moving out, relationships, Seasoning, self worth, sensitivity, Server, SUCKS, Support, tiktok, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MissYouNotTaken

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7389
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	149	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!

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Are you tired of living a boring life in Minecraft? Do you want to upgrade from your tiny dirt hut to a luxurious mansion with a hot tub and diamond-encrusted walls? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft baller!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.

But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.

So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.