| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2518 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 486 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 315 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4697 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2222 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1921 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5403 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7647 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3066 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9230 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3812 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 24 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 271 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4830 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 181 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 67 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8303 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3010 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3939 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6505 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2931 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Potions Brewed: | 105 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Enchantments Applied: | 119 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6477 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9537 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5775 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2805 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Enchantments Applied: | 216 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2153 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1111 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
