Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Animals Bred: 50 Buildings Constructed: 18
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 73
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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