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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6799 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9138 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 843348 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 290 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.
So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.