Users Playground

Appearance, barter, Community, dirt palace, Economy, Exploring, Friends, Kiri, Meetup, micro transactions, Plugins, Ranks, smp, SMP experience, Story, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, virtual currency, Voting, You Are Machines

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8138	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Users Playground is an SMP experience provided by https://youaremachines.com

Enjoy your time exploring the Dirt Palace. Make friends and create amazing things together. It is your playground.

We believe in the vanilla experience. No crazy plugins, no ranks, no micro-transactions, no inflated virtual currency. The players of Users Playground create their own economy through barter. Major updates will be presented and voted on by the community. We are excited to meet you!

Kiri, an important part of the You Are Machines crew, is planning to make an appearance soon… What kind of story will unfold when she shows up?

usersplayground.com

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Emeralds Found:	1725	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Farms Harvested:	297
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ores Mined:	9771	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	8296	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	7894

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2918	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	9393	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	777

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Towns Built:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Emeralds Found:	4606

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!