Users Playground

Appearance, barter, Community, dirt palace, Economy, Exploring, Friends, Kiri, Meetup, micro transactions, Plugins, Ranks, smp, SMP experience, Story, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, virtual currency, Voting, You Are Machines

Users Playground is an SMP experience provided by https://youaremachines.com

Enjoy your time exploring the Dirt Palace. Make friends and create amazing things together. It is your playground.

We believe in the vanilla experience. No crazy plugins, no ranks, no micro-transactions, no inflated virtual currency. The players of Users Playground create their own economy through barter. Major updates will be presented and voted on by the community. We are excited to meet you!

Kiri, an important part of the You Are Machines crew, is planning to make an appearance soon… What kind of story will unfold when she shows up?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5795	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Otaku’s Virginity Minecraft Server

Breakfast, care, CEREAL, Cheerios, female virginity, genuinely enjoy, IMPORTANCE, Minecraft, Otaku, otakus, past, Server, slept with, Special, VIRGINITY, weird, whole-grain crunch, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is obsessed with female virginity like some kind of otaku cult? Look no further, because our server is a virginity-free zone! We don’t care how many players you’ve teamed up with or how many diamonds you’ve mined, as long as you’re here to have a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. We promise you won’t be judged based on your Minecraft experience or how many creepers you’ve defeated. So say goodbye to the virginity police and hello to a server where the only thing that matters is having fun.

Come on over and show Cheerios who’s boss – because here, everyone is special in their own unique way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most inclusive and hilarious Minecraft server around!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

No Video With Supported Format And MIME Type Found Minecraft SMP

browser compatibility issue, browser error, Firefox issue, Firefox troubleshooting, format, internet search frustration, internet search problem, mime, MIME type error, MIME type support, Minecraft, online video playback, smp, Supported, Technical Difficulties, technical support needed, troubleshooting video error, TYPE, unsupported video format, Video, video format compatibility, video format error, video format support, video loading issue, video playback error, video playback problem, video streaming problem

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us on our server, where the only browser that works is Firefox. Why? Because only Firefox has the power to summon rare and elusive mobs that drop exclusive loot.

But beware, navigating our server is like solving a never-ending puzzle. Certain videos will give you a mysterious error that no one can explain. It’s like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a WTF moment. Can you crack the code and uncover the secret behind this bizarre phenomenon?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing certain is the uncertainty. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges await you in this wild and wacky world? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MomCraftMadness

advice, advice needed, Coaching, coaching styles, Communication, Conflict, family, football, football practice, high school sports, husband, MomCraftMadness, parenting, parenting disagreements, Parenting styles, relationships, sports, sports parents, Wife, youth sports

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife wanting to text your son’s football coach over some tough love? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this family feud over a simple coaching moment.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like this family’s never-ending argument over whether or not to text the coach. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement right here in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures and real-life drama all in one place. Who knows, you might even find yourself tackling some unexpected challenges, just like the coach wanted your son to do!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2315	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYCraft: Stress-Free Zone

Accountability, corporate, Employee, EY, EYCraft, Grief, investigation, Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, PRESSURE, pune, Stress Management, stressfree, toxic environment, Tragedy, work culture, work stress, work-life balance, Workplace, Zone

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on rainbow-colored llamas. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But the best part? Our server has a magical potion that turns you into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to be a cheesy block in a world full of adventure and madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be careful not to get too stressed out like that poor EY employee. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone turns into a block of cheese!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Character’s Quest

aspirations, Characters, Crafty, goals, growth mindset., Identity, inspiration, mindset, motivation, personal development, Personality, Quest, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization, self-transformation

So like, imagine a world where you can be anyone you want to be, like a unicorn riding a dragon while wearing a banana suit. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. We have magical lands filled with talking animals and flying pigs. You can build a house made entirely out of cheese or ride a roller coaster made of rainbows. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have. So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Love Letters Sent:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

❤️VAYLAND❤️ – Java | PE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Bank, Clans, classic, clean, Development, Discord, donation, Donations, Duels, Empty, Griefing, Hardcore, java, Minecraft, Parkour, PC, pe, PHONES, Pirate, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, titles, Vanilla, vayland, VK GROUP

❤️Welcome to the VayLand game project⚡.

We took the best, discarded the unnecessary and made something interesting. Always up-to-date version of the game!

We don’t have many servers, so each of them is very well designed. Don’t believe us? Come in and check it out yourself.

If problems arise, the responsive Administration is always happy to help you, remember this! Enjoy the game to everyone✌.

✅The server is available for PC and Phones.

PE/BEDROCK: mc.vayland.net:19132 Java: mc.vayland.net:25565

We have already developed servers such as:

⭐Vanilla – The server is absolutely clean from plugins, without privileges and any privates. Griefing and destruction of houses are allowed. Develop and fight with other players, without any rules!

⭐Survival – Classic server with standard plugins. The server has a PVP arena, Tavern, Auction, Titles, Mystical Boxes, Game sets, Daily rewards, Bank and more… Griefing is prohibited here, want to kill a player? Go fight him in the PVP arena!

⭐SkyBlock – Ready to survive on your own flying island? Then you are here! 9 islands for survival have been developed, each of them you can try yourself, without any donations. There are Auctions, Shops, Boxes, Titles, Parkour, PVP arena, all this can be tried on this wonderful server.

⚠️Keep in touch with us and don’t get lost:

✔︎ IP: mc.vayland.net | MINECRAFT

✔︎ Website with donation: https://vayland.net/

✔︎ Discord: https://discord.gg/t9WXzs8w7z

✔︎ VK Group: https://vk.com/vayland_mc

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

hung cocks, long tail tags, Minecraft, new, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, Requests, saves, Server, Thread, Tribute

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is filled with hung cocks just waiting to be saved and requested. Join now for a chance to tame these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against other players. Who needs horses when you have hung cocks at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

I Miss You Terribly Minecraft SMP

aching for you, emotional pain, feeling empty without you, Heartache, I miss you., Loneliness, longing for you, longing for your touch, Love Lost, Minecraft, missing a loved one, missing someone special, missing you, missing you deeply, missing your presence, Nostalgia, pining for you, reminiscing about you, separation, smp, terribly, yearning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere and start serenading you with show tunes. That’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the best dancers and the skeletons mix the meanest cocktails. Will you be able to find it and join in on the party?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SisWeddingNoShowCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, destination wedding, family drama, family expectations, financial constraints, maturity level, out of state travel, passive aggressive, personal boundaries, school schedule, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, SisWeddingNoShowCraft, social media conflict, Time management, wedding etiquette, wedding guest responsibilities, wedding planning, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of adulting? Look no further than our server! We understand that life can get crazy with work, school, and family responsibilities. That’s why we offer a stress-free, drama-free environment where you can escape from it all and just have some fun.

Unlike some brides-to-be, we won’t block you on Facebook Messenger for not being able to drop everything and fly to Malibu for a wedding. We won’t guilt trip you for having to work or take care of your great grandma. We get it, life happens.

Join our server and let loose with some epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs a fancy wedding in Malibu when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come on over and join the fun – because here, everyone is welcome, no matter what life throws your way!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JJK Ultimate

Adventure, Anime, anime-inspired, Chaos, Community, CURSE, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, gameplay, JJK Ultimate, jujutsu kaisen, Jujutsu Sorcerer, Magic, MCMMO, Minecraft, modded survival, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplaying, Server, Survival

JJK Ultimate is a modded survival server based on the hit anime Jujutsu Kaisen. Join in and choose your path! Defend humanity as a Jujutsu Sorcerer or cause chaos as a Curse!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Why Did She Do It? Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, crime, dark past, Deception, Guilt, hidden agenda., investigation, Manipulation, Minecraft, Motive, Mystery, Obsession, past trauma, Psychological, Redemption, saars, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected twist, Why did she do it

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Saars, the mischievous admin of this server, is constantly pulling pranks and causing mayhem for all the players. Why did she do it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment on this server!

Join us if you want to experience insane challenges like building a house out of exploding TNT blocks or surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig. Saars will keep you on your toes with her unpredictable events, like turning all the cows into dancing llamas or spawning a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and madness. You can also team up with other players to complete epic quests, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or taming a dragon to ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot and valuable resources.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and see if you can survive the madness of Saars!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

””/Re-Cycle Minecraft SMP/””

#sustainability, earth-friendly, eco-friendly, environmental conservation, environmentalism, garbage disposal, green living, Minecraft, Recycle, recycle bins, recycling center, recycling initiatives, recycling program, reduce waste, reuse, smp, sustainable living, trash reduction, UPCYCLE, waste management, waste reduction, waste segregation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a real-life diamond (just kidding, it’s actually a plastic one), and don’t even get us started on the llama races!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of our custom-made jukebox tunes. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and post your favorite images of all the craziness that goes down in our server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MILcraft BANished: AITA?

abusive behavior, aita, banished, Boundaries, controlling behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family dynamics, future in-laws, introverted, MIL, MILcraft, overprotective, parenting, protecting son, standing firm, stolen journal, tense relationships, Therapy, UNCOMFORTABLE, wedding drama

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful world! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those who have to deal with overbearing future mothers-in-law.

Imagine a world where you can ban annoying relatives from your virtual house without any consequences! On our server, you can stand up for your introverted son without worrying about your fiancée’s family drama. Plus, you can yell at virtual MILs for stealing journals without any real-life repercussions.

Join now and create your own family drama-free paradise in Minecraft! Protect your kids, build your dream world, and never let anyone tell you how to run your virtual household. Let’s ban together and show those meddling in-laws who’s boss in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyMillionaire

Imagine finding a $1,000,000 in Minecraft! Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Join us and start digging for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow because who knows, you might just stumble upon a virtual treasure chest filled with virtual cash! And hey, if you do find that $1,000,000, you can use it to buy all the virtual cake and virtual pets your heart desires. So why wait? Join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft millionaire!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Terrified of Creepers? Try TerraCraft, where even the Java code is scared!

afk account, application, application link, armor stands, build height, Chat, Code, CREEPERS, Discord, Farms, Griefing, Hacks, java, litematica, long term, Mods, rules, Scared, Server Information, smp, stealing, Survival, Terracraft, Terrified, touchy subjects, voice chat, Whitelist

TerraCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Owners	1aiden2, IAmSpade
Latest Update	1.18.2
World Border	60 million blocks

TerraCraft Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?

A: Yes, you can join with any version, although the server’s latest update is 1.18.2.

Q: What special features does the server world have?

A: The first 10,000 blocks are vanilla terrain, and after that, the world is generated by terralith and tectonic, adding an interesting twist.

Q: Are there any quality of life plugins on the server?

A: Yes, the server features plugins like Infinite Villager Trading, Carpet, MaxEnchantX, ViaFabric, and more.

Q: What are the key features of the server?

A: The server is open 24/7, allows one extra afk account per player for farms, and permits the use of mods like litematica for builds.

Q: What are the server rules?

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
Refrain from using derogatory terms
Contact server owners for concerns
Actual afk accounts only for whitelisting

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Fill out an application form on our application link and wait for approval from the server owners.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.