UselessPowerMan – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	105	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8274
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Divine Spears Created:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Towns Built:	8
Magic Items Found:	5392	Dragon Eggs Found:	4334
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Emeralds Found:	488
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	162
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	1142	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2876

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8303
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6084
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3