UselessPower Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Divine Spears Created:	20
Potions Brewed:	136	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Dragon Eggs Found:	3536
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mines Excavated:	4272
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Star Shards Collected:	70	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Votes:	2413	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Endless Night Skies:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	166	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	2501
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Players:	90/700	Votes:	8002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5289
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	81