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ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Star Shards Collected:	204	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ores Mined:	994	Volcanoes Explored:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crops Grown:	4704	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	7267	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Potions Brewed:	103	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	924

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2159	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

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LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	270	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Animals Bred:	78	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

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Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd, ADDING, Craftocracy, Discord, enacting, Game, Join, law, legislature, members, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Selections, serious, Server, smp, third, Vote, weeks

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	5137
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Most Democratic Minecraft Server
Key Feature	Server legislature for voting on proposals
Recent Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does the server legislature work?

Every once in a while, members meet in-game to vote on proposals submitted by server members. These proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.

2. When is the next Presidential Election?

The next Presidential Election is scheduled to take place within the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Villages Defended:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	688	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3871

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	186
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	3874	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	917
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	182
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

Players:	93/300	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Holy Grails Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	150
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1