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Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.

Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati

MineCraftyEUkraine

bilateral agreement, economic cooperation, economic development, EU, European Commission, european economy, european union, international relations, MineCraftyEUkraine, mineral extraction, mineral trade, minerals deal, Natural resources, raw materials, Resource Management, Sustainable development, trade agreement, trade partnership, Ukraine, Ukraine-EU relations, win-win

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like “oh no, russia is being a big bully and taking all our minerals” well guess what, we got ukraine’s back, fam! come join our minecraft server and mine all the minerals u want, no bullies allowed here! plus, we got like, special deals and stuff, it’s a win-win situation, bro. ukraine will be like “wow, thanks for helping us out, u guys are the best!” and u’ll be like “no problem, just doing our part to save the day in minecraft land.” so come on, join us and let’s show russia who’s boss!

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Pixel Diabetic Docs

Advanced technology, diabetes, diabetes education, diabetes management, diabetes specialists, diabetes treatment, Diabetic, docs, Healthcare, healthcare providers, insulin technology, Medical research, patient outcomes, PCPs, PIXEL, positive results, primary care providers, remote healthcare, specialist care, specialists, Telehealth, telemedicine, Training

so, like, u know how diabetes is like, a total bummer, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, we got this INSANE technology that can help u manage ur diabetes like a pro! and get this, u don’t even need to see a fancy specialist in person, u can just chat with ur regular ol’ doctor or even do it through telehealth! it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. so come join us and let’s kick diabetes in the butt together, one block at a time! #diabeteswarriors #minecraftmagic

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The Loom

Adventure, bedrock, Community, console, Creative, Cross-Play, EASY, family, Friends, Gaming, java, java edition, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, Survival, The Loom, TheLoomMC, Vanilla

This server is great if your new to java or just want to play minecraft but you friends or family are on bedrock! Very easy to join on console aswell! Just friend TheLoomMC on minecraft and you can join the server through him!

connect.theloommc.uk

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Welcome server minecraft

banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, personal account, Server, welcome

The description of the server server “Welcome” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
SuperCreazu.aternos.me

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Solaria

anti cheat, chat filter, commands, Community, Discord, ender pearls, Hacks, join-date, Map, Minecraft, Modded, Phantoms, Playtime, Plugins, Seed, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Solaria, spawn radius, Survival, Whitelist

Solaria Minecraft Server
IP: mc.solaria.lol:25565
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Overview:

Solaria (mc.solaria.lol) has just relaunched in January with a fresh 1.21.4 map. Join our Discord for the full experience. DiscordSRV is running on the server.

Rules:

NO WHITELIST – Use of hack clients is allowed but spamming chat or intentional lag may result in a ban
Constant toxic behavior will be warned and repeated offenders may be banned

Commands:

Command	Description
/kill	Kill your player
/spawn	Teleport yourself to a random location close to spawn
/bed	Teleport to your bed
/playtime	See play time of yourself or someone else
/joindate	See the join date of yourself or someone else

Config:

Seed is -2030680423
Phantoms are disabled – Bats drop phantom membranes on death instead
Ender pearls don’t despawn on death
spawnRadius 300
sleepPercentage 10
minecartMaxSpeed 50

FAQ:

Can I use hack clients on the server?

Yes, hack clients are allowed on the server but do not use them to spam chat or intentionally cause lag.

Is there a whitelist for the server?

No, there is no whitelist on the server. However, toxic behavior may result in warnings or bans.

How can I join the Discord server?

You can join the Discord server by clicking on the following link.

Titanic Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, 280 lb man, 6’2, alcohol content, alcohol poisoning, Awareness, Beer, binge drinking, Caution, concern, consequences, Craft, Drinking, emergency, health, heavy drinking, Medical advice, Risk, Safety, self-care, Titanic, wine

Join this epic Minecraft server where you can build a virtual liver to handle all the alcohol you consume! We have virtual doctors who can save you from alcohol poisoning in-game. Plus, you can mine for virtual beer and wine to keep the party going! Don’t worry about real-life consequences, just come get drunk and build some crazy stuff with us!

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SisterSlobFreeZone Minecraft Server

Carpet cleaning, cleaning up, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., eating in room, family dynamics, guest accommodations, guest bedroom, house etiquette, house rules, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living situation, messy habits, messy room, Minecraft, roommate conflicts, roommate expectations, Server, sibling-in-law, SisterSlobFreeZone, white carpet stain

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister-in-law’s messy room? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of white carpet drama and juice stains galore.
We promise a unique experience where you can yell at other players for not following house rules, just like our protagonist did with his sister-in-law. Watch out for those who dare to eat anywhere other than the designated table – they might just find themselves homeless in our virtual world!

But don’t worry, we also offer a sense of family and community, just like when our protagonist’s wife stood up for her sister and said no to kicking her out. So come join us for a server full of messy rooms, white carpet nightmares, and outrageous house rules – because why follow the norm when you can join our crazy Minecraft world instead?

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VacayVillain

alternate accommodations, Boundaries, Communication, covid, coworker, job dependency, moving out of state, on site, organization policy, overreacting, PRESSURE, PTO accrual, remote work, Rent, Sacrifices, stay at my house, unpaid leave, Utilities, vacation, VacayVillain, work arrangement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique living situation just like the one described above! Imagine having a coworker stay at your virtual Minecraft house rent-free, using your resources without contributing anything in return. But wait, there’s more!
Join our server and experience the thrill of having your virtual vacation interrupted by your coworker who wants to stay in your house while you’re away. Will they throw a virtual party and trash your virtual place? Or will they just sit around and use up all your virtual food supplies? The possibilities are endless!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to feel the pressure of someone else’s virtual job depending on your virtual sacrifices. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, all in the name of Minecraft fun! So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a truly unforgettable experience. Remember, friends and family may tell you you’re overreacting, but on our server, anything goes!

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UnderdogCo SMP

BANKRUPTCY, bankruptcy prediction, bankruptcy risk, business collapse, business failure, company bankruptcy, company closure, company downfall, corporate downfall, economic collapse, economic downturn, failing business, failing industry, financial crisis, financial distress, financial ruin, insolvency, market collapse, potential collapse, smp, struggling company, UnderdogCo

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like, totally lit! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who join!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a dragon!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now before it’s too late!

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CancerKidz4TrumpSurvival

Accountability, Cancer, CancerKidz4TrumpSurvival, Charity, children, controversy, CONVICTED, Corruption, Ethics, fraud, Justice, justify, MONEY, Politics, reddit, scandal, stealing, Supporters, trump

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than a convicted criminal who stole money from children with cancer! But don’t worry, he’s reformed now and ready to bring some chaos to the world of Minecraft.
Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some questionable financial decisions. Who needs a charity when you can have a Minecraft server run by a former charity scammer? So come on, Trump supporters of Reddit, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get!

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Ear Level Mice Study Server

animal research, auditory function, auditory processing, auditory system, cochlea, Ear, hair cells, hearing damage, hearing disorders, hearing impairment, hearing loss, hearing protection, hearing research, hearing sensitivity, inner ear, LEVEL, Mice, nerve fibers, neurons, sensory cells, Server, sound levels, study

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz it’s got mice in the inner ear adjusting sound levels and shiz. if u join, u can be like a mouse too and adjust sound levels in minecraft. it’s like, the ultimate hearing loss compensation experience, bro. plus, the mice are super cute and they throw lit parties in the inner ear. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join now and be part of the mouse gang, fam.

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Cozy Network

brand new network, competitive, cosmic gkits, Custom Enchants, exciting features, Factions, factions server, fun server, Gaming Community, heavy pvp, minecraft server, New Project, original experience, Prison, Prison Experience, prison server, prize pools, PvP, Raiding, staff needed, staff recruitment, Updates

Welcome to Cozy Network! Brand NEW Network! Servers: FACTIONS | PRISON

We offer a pvp heavy factions server with many features currently and more exciting features to come! We have over 250+ custom enchants and the original cosmic gkits and with the option to make your own as well!

We offer a fun and original prison experience for everyone! We have tons of exciting features for you to explore! Come and join us today!

This will always be a heavy pvp server and as updates come out it will be very competitive with prize pools! I’m very excited to bring this project out to many people! Come and join us today! In Need of Staff!

199.127.61.79

199.127.61.79

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Shadow Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, Shadow Factions, Survival

Shadow Factions. Shadow Factions. Shadow Factions. Shadow Factions. Shadow Factions. Shadow Factions. Shadow Factions. Shadow Factions. Shadow Factions. Shadow Factions.

142.202.222.250:25566

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Everdusk

armor, auction house, Crates, custom enchantments, Custom Tools, Evercoins, Everdusk, Free crate keys, Friendly battles, invite rewards, Jobs, Keys, play.everdusk.co, Player Run Economy, Quests, Shops, smp, Spawner Shop, Special effects, Utilities, Vote Piñata, XP..

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Survival with a Player-Run Economy
Earn “Evercoins” by Playing (Premium Currency, No Pay-to-Win)
Jobs, Quests, Auction House, Shops

Invite Rewards – Get Free Crate Keys
PvP – Friendly battles between friends
Spawner Shop – Easily make grinders to earn XP
Vote Piñata – Smack a piñata every 20 votes for more free stuff
Custom Enchantments – Get special effects with certain tools/weapons
Crates have their lower tier crate keys in them

Join if you wanna- play.everdusk.co

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. How can I earn Evercoins on the server?

Players can earn Evercoins by simply playing on the server. No real money is required, as Evercoins serve as the premium currency on the server.

2. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, the server is designed to be free from pay-to-win features. Players can earn rewards and progress through gameplay without the need to spend real money.

3. What are the Invite Rewards and how can I claim them?

Invite Rewards allow players to receive free Crate Keys by inviting new players to join the server. The more players you invite, the more rewards you can earn.

4. Can I engage in PvP battles on the server?

Yes, PvP battles are allowed on the server, but they are friendly battles between friends. Engage in combat with other players in a non-toxic and enjoyable environment.

5. How do Custom Enchantments work and what effects can they provide?

Custom Enchantments offer special effects on certain tools and weapons. These enchantments can enhance gameplay and provide unique abilities to players during their adventures.

Mystic Formations 1.21.3

#workout, 1.21.3, athletic build, body composition, body goals, body shape, Body transformation, body type, Bodybuilding, Exercise, FITNESS, Formations, gym, health, lean muscle, muscle building, muscle definition, mystic, Physical fitness, physique, strength training, weight training, weightlifting

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and make you regret reading, then you gotta join this server, bros! We got the craziest body types that will have you scratching your head and wondering what the heck is going on.
Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and mind-bending body types in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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