UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7234
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dimension Hops:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	295
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1945	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ores Mined:	9481	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	172	Farms Harvested:	299
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!