UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	527	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Buildings Constructed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	914036
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Void Gems Collected:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Towns Built:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
New Chunks Explored:	250109	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3619
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6698	Divine Spears Created:	15
Love Letters Sent:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	249348
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Players Killed by Monsters:	6681	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Animals Bred:	57	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	937
Mines Excavated:	1040	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.