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FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	150
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9568	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1971

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Emeralds Found:	7107	Villages Defended:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5166	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Potions Brewed:	113	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	138	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1