UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8664	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AIslop, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, Master, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, thread edition, thread not found

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7452	Emeralds Found:	7649
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyNetizens

best websites, CraftyNetizens, favorite websites, helpful websites, internet resources, Online Tools, top websites, useful websites, Website Design, website directory, website discovery, website functionality, website list, website navigation, website rankings, website ratings, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions, website usability

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5375
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mines Excavated:	1643

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	63	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	250
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.