UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

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join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7939
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	174
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchantments Applied:	160
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ParentFavMinecraftServer

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Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ores Mined:	3143
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Settle4Blocks

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Falling into the Void:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	5483
Enchantments Applied:	190	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.