UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	5363
Void Armor Forged:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	830249	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2220
Villages Defended:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3711
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6872	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Towns Built:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	6144
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9472	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	218	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	4736
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Animals Bred:	47
Holy Grails Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Alien Abductions:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

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