USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	534	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7136	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7708	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	3792	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Potions Brewed:	106	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Star Shards Collected:	162

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	115860	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ores Mined:	5591	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.