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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	88
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Star Shards Collected:	120

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mines Excavated:	1586	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	158

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dimension Hops:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	230

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8997	Players Killed by Monsters:	5179
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!