USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	119
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7753	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4151	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9237	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9746	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	6903
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Potions Brewed:	150	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1927
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ores Mined:	5160
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	8384	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Crops Grown:	2521
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Towns Built:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!