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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8485 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 447 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
so, like, u know how ur router has that lil usb port that u never use? well, on our server, we turn that bad boy into a file server! it’s like magic, but with files.
imagine this: u log onto the server and suddenly ur router is like, “yo, i got u covered with all ur files, bro.” it’s like having a personal assistant, but it’s a router.
and get this, only the most tech-savvy peeps know about this, so u’ll be like a secret genius when u join our server. plus, who doesn’t want an excuse to dust off all those old computers lying around?
so come join us and let ur router do the heavy lifting. who needs a fancy computer when u have a router that can do it all? it’s like the future, but in minecraft form.
