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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8946 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 287968 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 265 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
imagine this: u log onto the server and suddenly ur router is like, “yo, i got u covered with all ur files, bro.” it’s like having a personal assistant, but it’s a router.
and get this, only the most tech-savvy peeps know about this, so u’ll be like a secret genius when u join our server. plus, who doesn’t want an excuse to dust off all those old computers lying around?
so come join us and let ur router do the heavy lifting. who needs a fancy computer when u have a router that can do it all? it’s like the future, but in minecraft form.