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TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Potions Brewed:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Animals Bred:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2096
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Ores Mined:	5142
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Villages Defended:	19

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	125	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Votes:	3870
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Animals Bred:	121	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Towns Built:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Players:	93/200	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Potions Brewed:	95
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1