USA News Minecraft Server

alligator, browser, car crash, cartel boss, current events, dumb news, florida man, funny news, google news, international news, local news, Mexican, Mexico news, Minecraft, News, news headlines, news region, news stories, news updates, region change, Server, tragic news, Usa, USA News

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Emeralds Found:	1994
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Zombie Dances:	2

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchantments Applied:	107
Star Shards Collected:	215	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2812	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	120554
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	232979
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Votes:	9702	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6376
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4862	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.