USA News Minecraft Server

alligator, browser, car crash, cartel boss, current events, dumb news, florida man, funny news, google news, international news, local news, Mexican, Mexico news, Minecraft, News, news headlines, news region, news stories, news updates, region change, Server, tragic news, Usa, USA News

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	1310
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Void Gems Collected:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8929	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Animals Bred:	75
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	175	Ores Mined:	9688
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crops Grown:	5840	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Players Killed by Monsters:	2084
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Secret Passages Found:	6

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mines Excavated:	3060	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8138	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.