USA News Minecraft Server

alligator, browser, car crash, cartel boss, current events, dumb news, florida man, funny news, google news, international news, local news, Mexican, Mexico news, Minecraft, News, news headlines, news region, news stories, news updates, region change, Server, tragic news, Usa, USA News

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Buildings Constructed:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4932	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	263	Votes:	4566
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8394
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	67
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!