Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

DragonToothDefenseMC

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yo, dis server be like Lithuania installing dragon teeth to keep dem pesky Russians away, except instead of teeth we got epic builds and instead of Russians we got creepers. join dis server if u wanna be part of da epic battle against da creepers, cuz we all know dey be da real enemy in dis game. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2200	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2904	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

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So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4330	Mines Excavated:	1534

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CringeCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Zombie Dances:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

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Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	213	Players Killed by Monsters:	8827
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	9078	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6085	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Zombie Dances:	1	Farms Harvested:	806

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotluckProblems

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Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Items Found:	4564
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10