| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5001 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 659 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1415 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7523 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 196 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8038 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5514 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8230 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3726 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5365 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 67 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3922 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2393 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 126 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8595 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1195 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7506 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Farms Harvested: | 809 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3532 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 498 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4823 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 187 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1064 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 99 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5698 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8890 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2750 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
