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Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ores Mined:	1974	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mines Excavated:	2652	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Farms Harvested:	390
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crops Grown:	9936	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
New Chunks Explored:	600169	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crops Grown:	9619
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Towns Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Votes:	2021
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ores Mined:	1272	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	9913
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4378	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

Players:	102/700	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8