so, liek, u know dat big ol uranium mine? well, it’s back in da hands of da people cuz we kicked out dem frenchies! come join our server where we mine all da uranium and make crazy nuclear weapons to blow up creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! join now and be part of da revolution, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Magic Items Found: 7711 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Dragon Eggs Found: 5534 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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