New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 97/400 Votes: 3975
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
Falling into the Void: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Alien Abductions: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the iPhone AI stuff is so dystopian, even Siri is plotting world domination. But fear not, brave adventurer, for joining our server will protect you from the clutches of OpenAI and their nefarious plans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who upgraded their cracked iPhone 12 mini to a 16 and was never seen again. Rumor has it, they were sucked into the digital realm by the iPhone AI and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. But on our server, you can avoid such a fate and instead, build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the iPhone AI.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what wonders (or horrors) await you in our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, watch out for Siri – she’s always listening.

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