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Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Divine Spears Created:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	145	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Digging4Diamonds

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Love Letters Sent:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mines Excavated:	4750
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	79	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

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lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Emeralds Found:	626	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6841	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

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Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7996
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchantments Applied:	262
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Animals Bred:	58	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1