UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

beloved item, cherished possession, favorite possession, important possession, meaningful object, Minecraft, most prized possession, personal treasure, PossessionObsession, prized possession, prized possession conversation, prized possession discussion, prized possession prompt, prized possession query, prized possession question, prized possession reflection, prized possession reflection prompt, prized possession topic, sentimental object, smp, special belonging, treasured possession, valuable item

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

BIZARRE, funny, genitalia, long tail, odd, penis, PenisCraft, SchlongSlang, Slang, slang dictionary, slang expressions, slang for penis, slang language, slang phrases, slang terminology, slang terms, slang words, tags, UNUSUAL, weird, Word

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ores Mined:	3753	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dream Breaker Server

Breaker, Character development, character perspective, creative writing, dream, dream ending, dream sequences, Fiction Writing, Literary Analysis, narrative closure, narrative inconsistencies, narrative resolutions, Narrative structure, narrative techniques, narrative twists, plot devices, plot twists, Server, storytelling, storytelling conventions, storytelling tropes, suspension of disbelief, unexpected endings

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchantments Applied:	66
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Potions Brewed:	194	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
New Chunks Explored:	611934	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Emeralds Found:	5419	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2229	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.