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Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	108	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	2721
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Towns Built:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	233287	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Items Found:	7962

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Items Found:	2491
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Villages Defended:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3