Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Gods Slained: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Alien Abductions: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 260

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 65 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Star Shards Collected: 165
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Villages Defended: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Alien Abductions: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Farms Harvested: 875 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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