Unprepared Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
New Chunks Explored:	913753	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Farms Harvested:	859	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sparkle World Minecraft server

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Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6771	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Star Shards Collected:	275	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crops Grown:	7932

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crops Grown:	2415	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4585	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

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SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6694	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TV Men Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Towns Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1